FSU’s Defense Needs Devine Providence

This is too good to not pass on. For the uninitiated FSU’s football program has fallen on lean times. The stands are no longer full and our defense can’t stop the worst offense in the country from scoring at will. So the disillusioned fan base are making up something to have fun with. The following is purloined from a site that I often visit.

Don’t tell anyone about this as I may be banned from the site for revealing the secret handshake.

“Oh Lord, won’t you buy me some defensive ends
My friends are all Gators, I must make amends
Our offense is clicking but we just can’t defend
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me some defensive ends

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a monster DT
When Jenny Craig showed up, she ruined our D
My wife could play nose guard, and she wears a size 3
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a monster DT

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me what I need the most
A defensive backfield that isn’t called toast
A Pop Warner player can defend a simple post
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me what I need the most

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me some defensive ends
My friends are all Gators, I must make amends
Our offense is clicking, but we just can’t defend
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me some defensive ends”

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